7 Sex Horror Stories That Will Make You Say ‘OMG, Are They Okay?’

wtf-1780728_640BuzzFeed recently asked readers to share the most hilarious, horrific, and weird things that ever happened during an orgasm. And boy did they deliver! These hilarious sex horror stories will make you say “OMG” at the ridiculously unfortunate timing.

  1. Accidental threesome
    “One night, we were in missionary position with her legs up on my shoulders. Just as we were both in the throes of orgasm, her dog, who had apparently snuck up on the bed, jammed his cold little nose right up between my cheeks as I was finishing.” Bad boy!
  2. TIIIIMBEER
    “After a particularly intense session with my fiancé, I hopped off the bed to clean myself up and collapsed onto the floor. My legs were still shaky and not cooperating. He’s laughing, I’m laughing — then I pee myself.” Intense!
  3. Unexpected reaction
    “My boyfriend was going down on me for the first time and instead of having an orgasm, I had a full-blown panic attack. He had no idea what was going on and thought I was enjoying it, until I kicked him in the head.” When losing complete control goes wrong…
  4. Pleasure-pain
    “One time I had a VERY intense orgasm while using my vibrator, and ended up kneeing myself in the face which resulted in a very messy bloody nose. Still no regrets though.” I hope they teach kickboxing!
  5. The worst intruder
    “My girlfriend at the time was giving me a BJ. My dad opened the door and ended up staring me right in the eyes as I finished. Horrifying.” Just. The. Worst. Thing. Ever.
  6. After-O surprise
    “When my boyfriend and I were still in the early months of dating, we were doing it missionary style. Right after he came, he let out a huge fart.” Is it a compliment, like belching after a good meal?
  7. So good it makes you break into song
    “My then-boyfriend (current fiancé) made me orgasm so hard I started crying and singing “The Circle of Life” from Lion King. Still don’t know why a kid’s movie came to mind.” That was one powerful orgasm!

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Check out more sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/orgasm-horror-stories

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