Basically Everyone Is Masturbating At Work 

bathroomYour suspicions about why there’s often a line for the toilet at work has just been confirmed. According to a recent survey, 39 percent of office workers admit to rubbing one out in the office restroom. And it’s not just men doing the deed—men and women, gay and straight, all indulge in some workplace self-love from time to time.

“If I’m really hungover at work, masturbating helps me feel better,” said one survey participant, while another admitted “I’m just a horny lady.” Aside from the hassle of waiting for a stall, masturbating at work might actually be beneficial for both employees and employers. Masturbating relieves stress and boosts endorphins—not to mention how much healthier it is than smoke breaks or vending machine binging. Some psychologists even agree that masturbation breaks can be a good motivational reward for employees after a busy day. Maybe it’s time for offices to re-think the purpose of the break room?

Want to relieve some tension? You know what they say about all work and no play!

Check out more about the survey that proves your co-workers are masturbating at work: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/11/masturbating-at-work_n_14106174.html

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