Category Archives: LOL!

Truck Spills Sex Toys And Tube All Over Oklahoma Interstate

Talk about “sex drive”… Oklahoma drivers had a slippery commute after a semi-tractor trailer filled with lube and sex toys crashed, spilling its XXX wares all over the highway. Footage from the crash site shows an overturned truck with hundreds … Continue reading

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Company Launches Pussy-Flavored Chips So Millennials Can Get Laid More

A chip company has an exciting new flavor for sex-starved 30-somethings: pussy. “After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and maybe even lose your oral virginity,” said reps for Chazz, the Lithuania-based creators … Continue reading

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Military Museum Asks ‘Guests In Love’ To Stop Having Sex While Visiting

It seems seeing a man in uniform is making visitors at a Polish military museum randy. Fort Gerhard, also known as the Eastern Fort Museum, in Świnoujście, Poland, posted a scintillating update to their Facebook page, politely requesting that guests cease fucking among … Continue reading

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Man Sends Hook-Up Texts In A Group Chat To Two Women, Gets Slammed Online

A New York man has been slammed on social media after texting two women for a booty call in the same chat. One of the women shared a screenshot of the shameless exchange in a Facebook dating group, captioning the … Continue reading

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Queen Warned About Denmark’s Porn Industry Before Meeting Monarch

It seems the Queen was briefed before her meeting with Denmark’s monarch—about porn. Before she met Margrethe II during the Queen of Denmark’s state visit to the UK in 1974, she was advised not to mention the nation’s “reputation as … Continue reading

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Special Trash Cans Talk Dirty To People Who Throw Out Litter

These trash cans are talking dirty to keep the streets clean. A city in Sweden has installed public trash cans with audio that purrs sexy comments of encouragement to folks who deposit their litter. “Oh, right there, yes!” the cans … Continue reading

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Florida Man Who Was Getting Road Head Crashed Into FedEx Truck

One Florida man had a head-on collision recently—literally. The distracted driver was receiving oral sex when he smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft. Lauderdale—injuring his groin, local police said. The unidentified man and his female companion were both found … Continue reading

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TikToker Got A Phone Sex Voicemail Along With Pizza From Delivery Driver

A TikToker shared how a pizza delivery driver called her after the drop-off and left her a sexual voicemail—not only that, but “they didn’t even give me free pizza for it!” In the video, she shares that her pizza was … Continue reading

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TikToker Puts Condom On Leg To Disprove Men’s Excuses For Not Wearing Them

A TikToker has hilariously put men’s lame excuses for not wearing condoms to bed (pun intended!). The TikTok shows a condom being extended over a foot and up to about knee-length, surrounded by mocking phrases like “I’m too big” and … Continue reading

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‘Don’t Look Up’ Number Leads To Sex Hotline

It seems the new film “Don’t Look Up” is endorsing phone sex to ease anxiety. Viewers of Adam McKay’s dark comedy on Netflix discovered an X-rated Easter egg when Leonardo DiCaprio’s character, astronomer Randall Mindy, delivers a public service announcement after … Continue reading

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