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There’s Now A Million-Dollar Vibrator

Pearl Royale is promising “a million dollar orgasm” with its latest pricey sex toy, the million-dollar vibrator. “My inspiration was to create something that shows the value people place on sex,” says the sex toy’s creator. “[People] spend lots of … Continue reading

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Bondage Mask Also Plays Music

If you love music and fetish gear, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now BDSM-inspired headphones. “Arca, the Venezuelan producer and songwriter who’s collaborated with Kanye West and Björk, conceived a line of ‘Tormenta’ fetishwear alongside erotic fashion brand … Continue reading

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The Erotic Carp Calendar Is Back And Better Than Ever

If you’re looking for the perfect holiday gift for the All-American Man in your life, we’ve got just the thing for you. The Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar is the “cult fishing calendar” that combines two of every man’s favorite … Continue reading

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Inside Germany’s First Sex Doll Brothel

Germany has joined countries like Japan and Spain in offering a unique sex establishment: sex doll brothels. Bordoll is run by a young madam who operates a brothel and BDSM studio, which now offers clients the option of having sex … Continue reading

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8 Sexy Stocking Stuffers For $20 and Under 

Looking for a budget-friendly way to add a little sex-positive spice to your holiday? We’ve got the perfect thing to get you into the holiday spirit: sexy stocking stuffers. Here are the best, affordable stocking stuffers for you and your naughty … Continue reading

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Learn a New Language While You Watch Porn

Adult entertainers are teaching eager fans how to use their tongues—when learning a second language, that is. Hot porn actresses are now hosting classes in Spanish, French, Japanese, and more. Along with the basics, they’ll even throw in how to … Continue reading

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7 Sex Pillows To Elevate Your Pleasure

If you’re looking for a way to take your sex life to the next level, here’s a great way to do it: sex pillows. Sex pillows are specifically designed to give you the lift you need to maximize your pleasure. … Continue reading

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There’s Now a ‘Rick and Morty’ Porno

Is it any surprise the hugely popular sci-fi comedy Rick and Morty got a porn parody? The show just wrapped up its third season on Adult Swim and is now getting the XXX treatment, thanks to porn parody site Wood … Continue reading

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Couple Gets Caught Having Sex In Domino’s Pizza

One saucy couple were getting pretty hot and heavy while waiting for their pizza. Like Domino’s promise, they definitely finished in 30 minutes or less—and then were swiftly arrested. Daniella Hirst, 29, pleaded guilty to outraging public decency and Craig … Continue reading

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These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

A restaurant in Bangkok has tapped into a tasty treat that seems to be whetting everyone’s appetites: a penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From … Continue reading

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