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7 Non-Phallic Sex Toys

With these unique sex toys, you’ll find lots of alternative routes to the ultimate big O. They prove you don’t need the D to get off. Here are 7 non-phallic sex toys to fulfill all your hottest needs. A 10-speed … Continue reading

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Firefighters Called To Put Out Blaze Find Flaming Vibrator

Firefighters were called to action after some very hot sex. Emergency services rushed to the scene to extinguish a burning sex toy that was on fire at the side of a road in Austria. Firefighters thought they were putting out … Continue reading

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Man Discovers His Grandfather Using His Sex Toy As Vase for Grandmother’s Ashes

You can imagine a man’s surprise to discover his Tenga sex toy was being used as a vase to hold his grandmother’s ashes. The Japanese man noticed the striped bright red device with fresh flowers poking out the top on … Continue reading

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New Sex Toy’s Major Tech Award Revoked By Sexist Conference

CES, the annual conference showcasing the cutting-edge in consumer tech, is being called out for blatant sexism after an impressive sex toy had its award revoked for being “immoral, obscene, indecent, profane or not in keeping with CTA’s image.” The sex toy … Continue reading

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Finally, There’s A Smart Vibrator

2019 is shaping up to be a very good year thanks to a new invention—a smart vibrator. The vibrator, called The Lioness, is loaded with sensors that report back on just about everything going on with women during states of … Continue reading

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7 Spooky Halloween Sex Toys

We’ve got just the thing for you to get festive and frisky this Halloween: spooky sex toys! From vampires to monsters, these Halloween-themed sex toys are sure to put you in the mood to celebrate. Here are 7 Halloween sex … Continue reading

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Porn Site Releases Halloween-Themed Male Sex Toy

A porn site is offering something extra sweet this Halloween: a Halloween-themed male masturbator. The “Holloweenie” is a hands-free sex toy that has a “teledildonic penis sleeve” which can be made to vibrate via Bluetooth. The site says “It is … Continue reading

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Popular Clit-Sucking Sex Toy Celebrates Its Anniversary

Fan-favorite sex toy company Lelo is offering its Sona Clitoral Massager for half the price to celebrate the release of the popular vibrator’s anniversary. The eight-setting, waterproof toy uses sonic pulses to stimulate every part of the clit at the … Continue reading

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Safaree Samuels Earns Seven Figures To Create Sex Toy In His Likeness

You can now get “a piece” of what Nicki Minaj has already enjoyed–Safaree Samuels’ dick. Minaj’s ex-boyfriend has partnered with sex toy company Doc Johnson in a seven-figure deal to create a dildo molded from his member. “We think this collaboration is … Continue reading

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Doctors Invent Tool To Remove 23-Inch Sex Toy From Man’s Ass

Doctors were forced to think on their feet when a man came into the emergency room with a 23-inch sex toy lodged inside his ass. The X-rays showed a “long and large-sized” foreign body stuck in the unlucky patient’s colon. … Continue reading

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