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Lelo Sex Toys On Sale For International Women’s Day

Luxury sex toy makers LELO celebrated women for International Women’s Day by offering 20 percent off their sex toys. The Swedish intimate lifestyle brand tweeted: “GO AHEAD. MAKE OUR DAY. March 8th in International Women’s Day. If LELO is good … Continue reading

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7 Non-Phallic Sex Toys

With these unique sex toys, you’ll find lots of alternative routes to the ultimate big O. They prove you don’t need the D to get off. Here are 7 non-phallic sex toys to fulfill all your hottest needs. A 10-speed … Continue reading

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Firefighters Called To Put Out Blaze Find Flaming Vibrator

Firefighters were called to action after some very hot sex. Emergency services rushed to the scene to extinguish a burning sex toy that was on fire at the side of a road in Austria. Firefighters thought they were putting out … Continue reading

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Finally, There’s A Smart Vibrator

2019 is shaping up to be a very good year thanks to a new invention—a smart vibrator. The vibrator, called The Lioness, is loaded with sensors that report back on just about everything going on with women during states of … Continue reading

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Popular Clit-Sucking Sex Toy Celebrates Its Anniversary

Fan-favorite sex toy company Lelo is offering its Sona Clitoral Massager for half the price to celebrate the release of the popular vibrator’s anniversary. The eight-setting, waterproof toy uses sonic pulses to stimulate every part of the clit at the … Continue reading

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There’s Now A Minimalist Sex Toy Brand

If Marie Kondo ever made a line of sex products, it would probably look a lot like this new lifestyle brand. Maude has minimalist vibrators, condoms, and organic lubricants for your aesthetic and erotic pleasure. The gender neutral brand wants … Continue reading

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6 Nerdy Sex Toys

We’ve got just the thing to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd’s hottest dreams: nerdy sex toys! Whether you’re a fan of Game Of Thrones or Star Wars, there’s a sex toy out there just waiting for you to unlock … Continue reading

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There’s Now A Million-Dollar Vibrator

Pearl Royale is promising “a million dollar orgasm” with its latest pricey sex toy, the million-dollar vibrator. “My inspiration was to create something that shows the value people place on sex,” says the sex toy’s creator. “[People] spend lots of … Continue reading

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Royal Fanatics Can Now Buy Royal Wedding-Themed Sex Toys

If you are very excited about the upcoming royal wedding, you can start celebrating right now—with limited-edition royal wedding-themed sex toys. Online adult toy retailers Lovehoney—who were actually honored with the Queen’s Award for Enterprise at Buckingham Palace—are selling the … Continue reading

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Domino’s Isn’t Happy About Pizza-Ordering Sex Toy

What if we told you there’s a sex toy that immediately orders you a Domino’s pizza after you cum? Well, the good news is it exists—the bad news, Domino’s isn’t happy about it. “This is news to us,” a Domino’s … Continue reading

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