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You Can Now Buy An Aquaman Dildo

You can now enjoy Aquaman in a much more intimate way. Sex toy company Geeky Sex Toys have just released AquaMoan, a silicone dildo which features a scaly texture and curves reminiscent of the Justice League hero. This is the … Continue reading

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7 Sex Toys That’ll Make You Ho Ho Horny

‘Tis the season of giving—orgasms, that is! If the holidays are making you randy, we have just the thing to get you on Santa’s “Naughty List.” The holidays may be over, but here are 7 sex toys that’ll definitely help … Continue reading

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7 Spooky Halloween Sex Toys

We’ve got just the thing for you to get festive and frisky this Halloween: spooky sex toys! From vampires to monsters, these Halloween-themed sex toys are sure to put you in the mood to celebrate. Here are 7 Halloween sex … Continue reading

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Safaree Samuels Earns Seven Figures To Create Sex Toy In His Likeness

You can now get “a piece” of what Nicki Minaj has already enjoyed–Safaree Samuels’ dick. Minaj’s ex-boyfriend has partnered with sex toy company Doc Johnson in a seven-figure deal to create a dildo molded from his member. “We think this collaboration is … Continue reading

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Doctors Invent Tool To Remove 23-Inch Sex Toy From Man’s Ass

Doctors were forced to think on their feet when a man came into the emergency room with a 23-inch sex toy lodged inside his ass. The X-rays showed a “long and large-sized” foreign body stuck in the unlucky patient’s colon. … Continue reading

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Sacha Baron Cohen Tricks Pro-Gun Advocate Into Putting A Strap-On In His Mouth

Sacha Baron Cohen has tricked yet another conservative celebrity into doing the unthinkable in front of the camera—this time, with a strap-on. In a recent episode of Showtime’s “Who Is America,” Cohen disguised himself as an Israeli counter-terrorist expert to … Continue reading

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Helen Mirren Uses Porcelain Dildo As Catherine The Great

History’s kinkiest Royal will be played by none other than Helen Mirren in the new Catherine the Great TV drama. Mirren will reportedly use a porcelain sex toy, said to be modeled on one of Queen Catherine’s many lovers. The … Continue reading

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6 Nerdy Sex Toys

We’ve got just the thing to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd’s hottest dreams: nerdy sex toys! Whether you’re a fan of Game Of Thrones or Star Wars, there’s a sex toy out there just waiting for you to unlock … Continue reading

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There’s Now A Million-Dollar Vibrator

Pearl Royale is promising “a million dollar orgasm” with its latest pricey sex toy, the million-dollar vibrator. “My inspiration was to create something that shows the value people place on sex,” says the sex toy’s creator. “[People] spend lots of … Continue reading

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New Sex Toy Can Be Customized With A 3D Print Of Your Partner’s Face

A sex toy company selling personalized products might be the perfect thing to get bae for the holidays. The Wobbling Willy is a sex toy that’s customized with a 3D model of the customer’s chosen face. You provide a photo … Continue reading

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