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7 Non-Phallic Sex Toys

With these unique sex toys, you’ll find lots of alternative routes to the ultimate big O. They prove you don’t need the D to get off. Here are 7 non-phallic sex toys to fulfill all your hottest needs. A 10-speed … Continue reading

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Firefighters Called To Put Out Blaze Find Flaming Vibrator

Firefighters were called to action after some very hot sex. Emergency services rushed to the scene to extinguish a burning sex toy that was on fire at the side of a road in Austria. Firefighters thought they were putting out … Continue reading

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7 Remote-Controlled Sex Toys

Sometimes you just want to lay back and let your partner take control. These remote-controlled sex toys are perfect for letting someone else take the lead on just how much pleasure to give, and when. These sex toys prove you … Continue reading

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Couple’s Dog Rips Open Neighbor’s Package And Finds A Dildo Inside

You can imagine a couple’s surprise after their dog ripped open a package meant for a neighbor and discovered a six-inch dildo. They took the package in for the neighbor and thought it would be safe tucked behind the front … Continue reading

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You Can Now Buy An Aquaman Dildo

You can now enjoy Aquaman in a much more intimate way. Sex toy company Geeky Sex Toys have just released AquaMoan, a silicone dildo which features a scaly texture and curves reminiscent of the Justice League hero. This is the … Continue reading

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7 Sex Toys That’ll Make You Ho Ho Horny

‘Tis the season of giving—orgasms, that is! If the holidays are making you randy, we have just the thing to get you on Santa’s “Naughty List.” The holidays may be over, but here are 7 sex toys that’ll definitely help … Continue reading

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7 Spooky Halloween Sex Toys

We’ve got just the thing for you to get festive and frisky this Halloween: spooky sex toys! From vampires to monsters, these Halloween-themed sex toys are sure to put you in the mood to celebrate. Here are 7 Halloween sex … Continue reading

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Safaree Samuels Earns Seven Figures To Create Sex Toy In His Likeness

You can now get “a piece” of what Nicki Minaj has already enjoyed–Safaree Samuels’ dick. Minaj’s ex-boyfriend has partnered with sex toy company Doc Johnson in a seven-figure deal to create a dildo molded from his member. “We think this collaboration is … Continue reading

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Doctors Invent Tool To Remove 23-Inch Sex Toy From Man’s Ass

Doctors were forced to think on their feet when a man came into the emergency room with a 23-inch sex toy lodged inside his ass. The X-rays showed a “long and large-sized” foreign body stuck in the unlucky patient’s colon. … Continue reading

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Sacha Baron Cohen Tricks Pro-Gun Advocate Into Putting A Strap-On In His Mouth

Sacha Baron Cohen has tricked yet another conservative celebrity into doing the unthinkable in front of the camera—this time, with a strap-on. In a recent episode of Showtime’s “Who Is America,” Cohen disguised himself as an Israeli counter-terrorist expert to … Continue reading

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