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New Zealand Prime Minister Responds To X-Rated Question About Casual Sex

Jacinda Ardern has given a very fitting response to a comedian’s X-rated question about New Zealand’s Covid sex rules. While a vaccine ad airing across the nation has suggested “two shots” of Pfizer are needed “to do the deed,” politicians haven’t addressed the matter … Continue reading

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Potters Get Raunchy With Ceramic Dildo Making Workshop

New Zealand ceramicists really know how to keep busy during quarantine. The potters created a ceramic sex aid-making workshop, in which artists make their own ceramic dildos. “Some of the oldest ceramic works ever found are of phalluses,” says a member of … Continue reading

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New Zealand Government Uses “Porn Actors” In Ad Campaign

New Zealand knows that sex sells, which is why they used “porn actors” in their new ad campaign. The government tried to grab people’s attention on the somewhat dull subject of online safety with XXX stars. In the ad, the … Continue reading

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New Zealanders Warned Against Licking ‘Sexy Pavement Lichen’

New Zealanders are being warned against consuming or licking a certain kind of lichen that grows on roads, pavements, and shaded rocky areas, after claims it’s a natural alternative to Viagra. It’s even earned the nickname “sexy pavement lichen.” The lichen’s discovered … Continue reading

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