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Man Discovers His Grandfather Using His Sex Toy As Vase for Grandmother’s Ashes

You can imagine a man’s surprise to discover his Tenga sex toy was being used as a vase to hold his grandmother’s ashes. The Japanese man noticed the striped bright red device with fresh flowers poking out the top on … Continue reading

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Unpopular Sex Opinions On Twitter

Twitter users have some piping hot opinions on all things related to sex. Recently, a thread was created to share some of the more unpopular sex opinions. Here are the best ones we found! “sometimes foreplay is better than sex.” … Continue reading

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The Craziest Things That’s Ever Happened To Twitter Users During Sex

A Twitter user asked about the craziest thing that’s ever happened to users during sex and the responses did not disappoint. The user opened up the discussion with “I’ll start, I want to ride the dick reverse cowgirl style & … Continue reading

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Donald Trump’s Televised Address Gets ‘Sex Tape Audio’ Edit

Many Americans opted not to watch President Donald Trump’s Oval Office address—including porn star Stormy Daniels, who live-streamed herself folding laundry during the speech. It seems people on Twitter had a more entertaining idea for how to watch the footage: … Continue reading

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Tumblr Porn Bots Have Started Commenting On Horror Art Posts

A horror artist who posts on Tumblr got a comment that was actually stranger than his spooky work. It seems one of the site’s infamous porn bots added the caption “Come to me and get a good fuck.” Obviously, it … Continue reading

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‘Sims 4’ Announces First-Person Mode, Players Instantly Plot To Fuck

Players already have naughty plans for the new Sims 4. In a recent Twitch livestream, EA announced that the game would be getting a first-person video mode in The Sims 4—which means it’s time to bone! “Finally I can see my sims … Continue reading

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Al Roker Shared A Recipe Called ‘Sweet Potato Poon’

The subversively smutty people on The Today Show had to stifle their giggles when introducing Al Roker’s Thanksgiving recipe for “Sweet Potato Poon.” While the show tried to play it off like just-another-wholesome recipe, the dirty folks of the internet … Continue reading

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Fendi’s $1,000 ‘Touch Of Fur’ Shawl Looks Like A Pussy

A new shawl that retails for nearly $1,000 has gotten Twitter’s attention—because people think it looks like a giant vagina. The pink shade of the silk, wool and fur shawl looks shockingly vulva-like, leading the company to remove the shawl … Continue reading

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The Beto Sex Tweet

A tweet that’s spread like wildfire puts into perspective what really matters in the 2020 election: Beto O’Rourke’s ability to make you cum. It seems in the wake of his impressive run against Ted Cruz, people are wondering simultaneously if … Continue reading

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Sex Doll Rental Company Recreates Your Dead Lover

There’s a sex doll rental company offering some comfort for the bereaved—literally. Sex Doll Official offers premium sex dolls to purchase, rent, or customize to your heart’s desire, including replicas for customers’ dead partners. The owner says, “We have a … Continue reading

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