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NYPD’s Body Cam Accidentally Recorded Cops In Illicit Sex Act

An NYPD officer accidentally captured a lot more than she would’ve liked on her body cam. She inadvertently recorded herself performing oral sex on her boss in a squad car. Police are looking into the alleged encounter between the female … Continue reading

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Man Discovers His Grandfather Using His Sex Toy As Vase for Grandmother’s Ashes

You can imagine a man’s surprise to discover his Tenga sex toy was being used as a vase to hold his grandmother’s ashes. The Japanese man noticed the striped bright red device with fresh flowers poking out the top on … Continue reading

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Widow Sues For ‘Loss Of Sex’ After Husband Dies

The widow of a man who died after suffering brain damage during hospital treatment is suing the government for $1.2 million over a loss of sex. She says in addition to the distress her husband’s death has caused her, a … Continue reading

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Couple’s Dog Rips Open Neighbor’s Package And Finds A Dildo Inside

You can imagine a couple’s surprise after their dog ripped open a package meant for a neighbor and discovered a six-inch dildo. They took the package in for the neighbor and thought it would be safe tucked behind the front … Continue reading

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Sex Is Ruining One Of The Most Popular Nude Beaches In The World

Frisky tourists hooking up on Ibiza’s most famous nudist beach is causing massive damage to the island’s protected sand dunes. Environmentalists say sex on the beach is to blame for the erosion of the famous, but delicate, dunes which are … Continue reading

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Porn Company Offers Fiji Water Girl $100,000

Porn mega-site xHamster is always looking for the next big thing in porn. So when they saw the now internet-famous, photobombing “Fiji Water Girl” at the Golden Globes they immediately thought of all the dirty things she could represent. The … Continue reading

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Donald Trump’s Televised Address Gets ‘Sex Tape Audio’ Edit

Many Americans opted not to watch President Donald Trump’s Oval Office address—including porn star Stormy Daniels, who live-streamed herself folding laundry during the speech. It seems people on Twitter had a more entertaining idea for how to watch the footage: … Continue reading

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Tumblr Porn Bots Have Started Commenting On Horror Art Posts

A horror artist who posts on Tumblr got a comment that was actually stranger than his spooky work. It seems one of the site’s infamous porn bots added the caption “Come to me and get a good fuck.” Obviously, it … Continue reading

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Trump Praises Antonin Scalia’s Sex Life At Medal Of Freedom Ceremony

At the Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony, Donald Trump honored what was really important in the life of late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. In a release for the ceremony, Trump said Scalia was “one of the greatest Supreme Court … Continue reading

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Naked Man Who Jumped Into Aquarium Shark Tank Wanted By Police

A man made a big splash recently when he dived naked into an aquarium shark tank in Toronto. “After purchasing a ticket, he immediately disrobed and proceeded to climb over the security barrier into the exhibit,” aquarium officials said. Witnesses … Continue reading

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