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Naked Man Who Jumped Into Aquarium Shark Tank Wanted By Police

A man made a big splash recently when he dived naked into an aquarium shark tank in Toronto. “After purchasing a ticket, he immediately disrobed and proceeded to climb over the security barrier into the exhibit,” aquarium officials said. Witnesses … Continue reading

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Dennis Hof Elected To Nevada State Assembly Even Though He’s Dead

Brothel owner Dennis Hof recently won the election for the Nevada State Assembly—even though he’s dead. The famous pimp turned Trump-inspired Republican candidate owned multiple brothels in Nevada, including Cat House, which became an HBO late-night series. Hof, who called himself … Continue reading

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Sex Doll Rental Company Recreates Your Dead Lover

There’s a sex doll rental company offering some comfort for the bereaved—literally. Sex Doll Official offers premium sex dolls to purchase, rent, or customize to your heart’s desire, including replicas for customers’ dead partners. The owner says, “We have a … Continue reading

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It’s Good to Have Sex With Your Ex, Study Says

It turns out a lot of people are fucking their ex—and it’s not necessarily a bad thing. Contrary to popular opinion, having sex with your ex won’t stop you from getting closure. A new study found that, far from harmful, … Continue reading

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Sex Doll Brothel Blocked From Opening In Texas

It seems not everyone in Texas is excited by the idea of opening a sex doll brothel. The mayor of Houston has blocked a kinky Canadian company from erecting a sex doll brothel in the city—at least for now. A … Continue reading

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Dominatrix Whips Couples Into Shape With BDSM Therapy

One New York City intimacy coach is taking a radical approach to help kinky couples with their sex lives. The dominatrix charges $500 an hour to help adventurous couples explore their BDSM side. “I want to help couples get rid … Continue reading

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There’s Now a Fortnite Porn Parody

If you’re a fan of the world’s most popular game, Fortnite, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now a porn parody! Fortnut combines all the things you love about the game with sleazy, hilarious sex. In other words, you … Continue reading

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Grocery Store Helps Man Use His Donut As a Sex Toy

A British man recently found himself in a crisis at his local grocery store when the sweet, buttery donut he wanted to use as a sex toy didn’t have a hole in it! What was he to do?! The man and … Continue reading

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Your Boner Will Look Wild With These Wolf Print Underwear

Have you ever wanted your junk to look like a wild animal? If so, we’ve got the perfect underwear for you: Wolf Head Crotch boxer briefs! The beastly underwear sold on Amazon promises to “make man [sic] look sexy and … Continue reading

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Trump’s Appearance In a Porn Surfaces Amidst Miss Universe Controversy 

Remember that time Donald Trump slut shamed Miss Universe by telling everyone they should go check out her sex tape? Well, the Republican presidential nominee just put his foot in his mouth. Again. It seems Trump forgot about that time … Continue reading

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