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Porn Company Offers Fiji Water Girl $100,000

Porn mega-site xHamster is always looking for the next big thing in porn. So when they saw the now internet-famous, photobombing “Fiji Water Girl” at the Golden Globes they immediately thought of all the dirty things she could represent. The … Continue reading

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Donald Trump’s Televised Address Gets ‘Sex Tape Audio’ Edit

Many Americans opted not to watch President Donald Trump’s Oval Office address—including porn star Stormy Daniels, who live-streamed herself folding laundry during the speech. It seems people on Twitter had a more entertaining idea for how to watch the footage: … Continue reading

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Tumblr Porn Bots Have Started Commenting On Horror Art Posts

A horror artist who posts on Tumblr got a comment that was actually stranger than his spooky work. It seems one of the site’s infamous porn bots added the caption “Come to me and get a good fuck.” Obviously, it … Continue reading

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Trump Praises Antonin Scalia’s Sex Life At Medal Of Freedom Ceremony

At the Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony, Donald Trump honored what was really important in the life of late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. In a release for the ceremony, Trump said Scalia was “one of the greatest Supreme Court … Continue reading

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Naked Man Who Jumped Into Aquarium Shark Tank Wanted By Police

A man made a big splash recently when he dived naked into an aquarium shark tank in Toronto. “After purchasing a ticket, he immediately disrobed and proceeded to climb over the security barrier into the exhibit,” aquarium officials said. Witnesses … Continue reading

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Dennis Hof Elected To Nevada State Assembly Even Though He’s Dead

Brothel owner Dennis Hof recently won the election for the Nevada State Assembly—even though he’s dead. The famous pimp turned Trump-inspired Republican candidate owned multiple brothels in Nevada, including Cat House, which became an HBO late-night series. Hof, who called himself … Continue reading

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Sex Doll Rental Company Recreates Your Dead Lover

There’s a sex doll rental company offering some comfort for the bereaved—literally. Sex Doll Official offers premium sex dolls to purchase, rent, or customize to your heart’s desire, including replicas for customers’ dead partners. The owner says, “We have a … Continue reading

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It’s Good to Have Sex With Your Ex, Study Says

It turns out a lot of people are fucking their ex—and it’s not necessarily a bad thing. Contrary to popular opinion, having sex with your ex won’t stop you from getting closure. A new study found that, far from harmful, … Continue reading

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Sex Doll Brothel Blocked From Opening In Texas

It seems not everyone in Texas is excited by the idea of opening a sex doll brothel. The mayor of Houston has blocked a kinky Canadian company from erecting a sex doll brothel in the city—at least for now. A … Continue reading

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Dominatrix Whips Couples Into Shape With BDSM Therapy

One New York City intimacy coach is taking a radical approach to help kinky couples with their sex lives. The dominatrix charges $500 an hour to help adventurous couples explore their BDSM side. “I want to help couples get rid … Continue reading

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