McDonald’s Pulls the Plug on Free Wi-Fi For Porn

5853402099_526621149f_oMcDonald’s is the latest chain to ensure customers aren’t enjoying a little something extra with their happy meals. If you want to watch “MILF Gives Best Blow Job EVER” while inside the golden arches, you’ll have to use your data plan. Yes, McDonald’s is now joining the movement to put porn filters on its free Wi-Fi.

McDonald’s, which has already started using these filters in the U.K., joins other popular chains like Panera Bread, Subway, and Chick-Fil-A in creating a porn-free environment. Although McDonald’s hasn’t had any complaints about customers watching porn, the chain wanted to jump on the “family-friendly” bandwagon being championed by organizations like Enough is Enough (EIE), which is dedicated to “making the internet safer for children and families.” Burger King hasn’t officially taken a side in the recent, hotly debated War Against Porn, but some customers maintain you can still get a side of XXX with your burger and fries: “This old fuck in Burger King is watching porn,” said one Twitter user. Denny’s proudly announced that it does not filter out adult content on its Wi-Fi, making their famous “Grand Slam” truly wonderful in more ways than one.

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Check out more about McDonald’s porn filter here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/porn-mcdonalds-wifi/

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