BuzzFeed readers were hungry for crazy sex stories—specifically, ones that involve food. From champagne and chocolate to ice, these real food-sex tales will make you think twice before busting out the whipped cream. Here are the ones that will leave you craving more.
- “We were staying in and eating sandwiches. I focused on watching the TV. Suddenly, he started eating me out, and while I was still chowing down on a sandwich — fully loaded with cheese, tomato, turkey breast. I felt like Scooby-Doo.” Oooooh, Scooby snacks!
- “One time, my ex-boytoy handcuffed me to the bed, blindfolded me, and went to work with ice and whipped cream. Delicious! When he started going down on me, the ice slipped right inside me. Finally, he decided to try to, uh, suck the ice out — and it worked!” Caution: slippery when wet!
- “The boy and I went to a swanky motel, and we decided to order some champagne. Everything was going very well, until he decided to pour a little on me. The problem though is that he poured it on my tummy, and it slid down to my crotch. That shit must have been about 8,217,273 degrees below zero. it had flash-frozen my ‘little girl.’” When champagne goes wrong…
- “I’ve eaten strawberry yogurt while using a guy’s dick as a spoon. It’s actually a beautiful thing.” Delicious!
- “Nutella seriously fucks shit up. It looks like somebody had diarrhea in the bed. Don’t use it to step up oral sex. It’s not worth it.” Maybe stick to chocolate sauce?
- “I’ve never used food during sex, but this once, I was right on the brink of climax when he shoved a chocolate in my mouth.” Hot!
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