People on Twitter have been looking inward (no pun intended!) since the lockdown began—and yes we’re talking about pussies! Whether the ladies need to bemoan quarantine-celibacy or not being able to get a wax, these tweets capture what life is like for pussies right now. Here are the best 7 tweets about having a pussy:
- “who called it vagina and not penis flytrap”
Pussy dad joke? - “*coughs*
*dust shoots out of vagina*”
Not sure there’s a mask for that… - “Before lockdown, I had laser hair removal on my lady parts. They only did the top half and I didn’t get to go back for the bottom half. Now my vag is bare up top, and a bush down below. My vagina has a mullet.”
Could be a new hair trend! - “My 4-yr old just fell off her bike and said, ‘I fell and it hurt my vagina, but I got right back up.’ New motto to live by, ladies.”
Right on! - “I haven’t seen my vagina in a month. My bf says she’s doing good but what the hell do he know.”
It’s all about trust in a relationship… - “I once accidentally sent a photo of my vagina to my son’s guidance counselor and she emailed me saying she had received a ‘very disturbing image’ from me and I’m still waiting for an apology.”
Fair enough! - “I haven’t been touched in so long my vagina is now purely decorative.”
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Check out more funny tweets about having a pussy: https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/funny-vagina-tweets-2
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