Did you know Disney has a dirty side? Well, if you didn’t you won’t be able to think of these classics without getting filthy thoughts for now on! Here are 8 dirty Disney jokes sure to ruin your childhood.
- Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: She gagged. - Q: Where is Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out?
A: Wendy’s. - Q: Why did Chip and Dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?
A: Because they busted a nut in her. - Q: What happened after Snow White sat in the bath, feeling happy?
A: Happy got out, so she felt Grumpy. - Q: Why does Bambi’s friend, Thumper, not make noise during sex?
A: Because he has cotton balls. - Q: Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
A: She sat on Pinocchio’s face and said, “Lie to me! Lie to me!” - Q: Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce. He responded, “Are you fucking serious?!”
A: Minnie responded: “No. I’m fucking Goofy!” - Q: Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?
A: He had Pooh stuck inside him.
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