Some people on Twitter don’t hold anything on back—especially when it concerns sex. Whether they’re keeping it real, waxing poetic, or just being silly, these hilarious tweets prove that there’s nothing humans haven’t thought about when it comes to sex. Here are 8 funny tweets that will make you feel better about the weird thoughts you’ve had about sex.
- “Ryan Reynolds looks kind of orange and suddenly I’m wondering if I’m attracted to Oompa Loompas & citrus bc I’m still down #GoldenGlobes”
If only Oompa Loompas looked like Ryan Reynolds…it could be a new fetish! - “This sensual video of Cole Sprouse eating a hamburger will make you feel some type of way.”
This proves guys are turned on by everything! - “If I were a lobster, the rubber bands would turn me on, to be honest.”
Lobsters and bondage—makes sense to us! - “I get turned on by people who make Star Wars references. I’m C3PO-sexual.”
The force for horniness is strong with this one! - “Cosmopolitan tweets: ‘My husband loves leaving fruit in my vagina all day so he can eat it later.’
Twitter response: Oh. We just use a bowl in the kitchen.”
Delicious! - “Hi I’m Katie, my turn-ons include smoking, scrunchies, science & S-E-X. Don’t like rude men, very loud trucks, murder or crowded libraries.”
The lady knows what she likes! - “Graduate from college and all of a sudden you’re turned on by stainless steel appliances and sales on organic food at Trader Joe’s”
Yup. Sounds about right. - “WOMAN: guys suck
GUY: ugh I know right? guys are the worst. except me haha. i am good and nice. can you send me pics of ur feet?”
It’s funny cause it’s true!
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