Having a rough week? We have something to cheer you up—and it’s almost as good as sex. Here are 8 hilarious tweets about sex:
- “My favorite sex position is when someone makes a playlist for me.”
I put my thang down flip it and reverse it! - “When vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked.”
Delicious BDSM! - “pee after sex or you will get a tgi friday’s”
And not the kind with a salad bar… - “pee after sex or else you’ll get another U2 album automatically added to your phone.”
Good to know! - “british people be having sex like: mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving.”
Cheeky! - “men cum in 60 seconds and say they wanna make a sex tape.. you mean a tik tok bro?”
Burn! - “During lovemaking you ask your gf to put her finger in your butt. She does & when she pulls it out there’s an engagement ring on it.”
True romance! - “I dead ass ate pineapples for a month and this boy told me my pussy tasted like cheetos sooo y’all lying out here.”
Who doesn’t like Cheetos?
Know what’s as good as sex? NiteFlirt!
Check out more funny tweets about sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/sex-tweets-2021
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