Let’s face it, if you’re traveling over the holidays, the TSA is probably going to find out about your sex toy preferences. So to avoid awkward run-ins with strangers, we’ve compiled the sneakiest little sex toys to stash away in your luggage. You’ll save space and only you will know their true purpose.
- Tenga Iroha Stick Vibrator
This vibrator looks just like a lipstick, so it’ll blend in seamlessly with the rest of the items in your makeup bag. - Little Rooster S
The Little Rooster is actually an alarm-activated vibrator. As Refinery29 says, “Sleep with it tucked into your underwear and wake up happy.” - LELO MIA 2
Sleek and about the size of a lipstick, this USB chargeable vibrator is basically your perfect travel companion. - Adam and Eve I Rub My Duckie
This little duckie wins first place for the most discreet sex toy. Just don’t let this little guy get mixed up with the children’s toys this holiday! - Ooh By Je Joue No. 3 Cock Ring Electric Blue
What’s not to love about a cock ring that could pass for a keychain? - Dame Products Eva
The Eva vibrator is so small and cute no one will ever know it’s a wearable clit vibrator. It’s perfect for going hands-free during penetrative sex. - Crave Vesper
You can wear this vibrator around your neck as a fashionable pendant. Bonus points for optional engraving if you want to make it a gift. - Fun Factory Flexi Felix
These anal beads are super low-key—if anyone asks, just say it’s a pool toy.
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