All across the world there are insane, off the wall contests; you have the Extreme World Ironing Championships in the UK, Air Guitar Championships in Finland, Midget Throwing which originated in Australia, and now without further ado the Smallest Penis Contest in Brooklyn, NY! I would shout out “Big Up to Brooklyn” but that would be inappropriate for this situation. The contest will be held on July 20th at Kings County Bar!
The idea for this event came from Kings County Bar Manager, Aimee Arciuolo. Aimee has had personal experience with a pint size pecker and said it was actually quite delightful. In an interview with NYC blog Gothamist Aimee said:
The discussion came about after I had an exceptionally fun and amazing romp with a man who was less than endowed—it was actually shockingly tiny, like the size of an acorn. He came right out and said, ‘Yes, I know, I’ve got a little pecker. But don’t you worry, we are going to have fun.’ And it was great! That guy seriously smashed it UP in the bedroom.
Aimee and her friends wanted to pay homage to guys with small penises. Aimee truly has a heart of gold, she believes that by giving these men a platform for their teeny weenie sob stories it will hopefully “turn embarrassing stories into empowerment.” Please keep in mind this contest does have rules, anyone showing up packing heat (anything over 8 inches) will be disqualified! Not only that but they’ll have to buy a round for the judges for trying to steal the thunder from down under. No one likes a show off!
So if you’re interested bring your sense of humor, an open mind, and a magnifying glass! Good luck to all the contenders!
@NiteFlirt
I’m curious Ms Paige, did Aimee allow sissies in panties to participate in her contest? That would have been so embarrassing to be a part of that! If I was a part of that I’d have to wear my pink ruffled panties!
Pink ruffles?! That doesn’t sound embarrassing at all! 😉