NEWS: Technology for the bedroom!

Do you think that you’re a champion in bed? Do you bring the noise in the sheets? Well the new app spreadsheets will determine if you’re a dead fish, or guru of love! 

Spreadsheets is a mobile app that monitors your performance in bed to provide statistical and historical feedback. Find out how many thrusts per minute you’re averaging, how long you go for, and exactly how loud it gets. Keep a record of your encounters, date, time, and performance,” according to their website.

This app is so choice! A tool to bring a little humor into the bedroom (which is vital), and who knows maybe you needed to up the ante when it comes to your sexy time skills anyway. Moans and jackhammer thrusts aren’t equivalent to quality lovemaking, however I think a little playful game between two loving adults could spice things up, as long as the game doesn’t get too competitive and feelings get hurt.

Spreadsheets can be used: in bed, in the car, on the couch, in your pocket, on a trampoline, in a hammock (both traditional and banana), at the club, at your in-laws, in a tent, the world is your playground… or your science lab.” I think that Spreadsheets is worth a go, it would be a turn on and just looking at the stats would be motivation station! I’d want to break my current score! Will you be trying spreadsheets?!

Whew! I’m a little hot and bothered now and I think this Benny Bennasi classic is approriate at this time!

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