Today in ‘shit you should just never fucking do news’ we bring you a story about a dude who decided it would be a good idea to try and fuck a Domino’s pizza. Yes, you read that correctly, a story is going around the internet today about a guy literally fucking a pizza, and we don’t know if we should quit the internet forever, or marry it. But of course, this could all just be a huge hoax.
A post was published recently by the very serious news site, Huffington Post, about tweets sent from a customer of Dominos to their twitter account in the UK. He claims he made love to a pizza, and has pepperoni stuck to his balls, in addition to burns from the cheese. The fact that the Dominos account even responded is seriously insane. We just don’t even know what to say about all of it, but we can’t stop reading either.
Of course he could have avoided all those unnecessary burns if he’d just given US a call…
Read the tweets.
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