Ever heard the myth that the first champagne glass was molded from Queen of France, Marie Antoinette’s left breast? It’s false, but if you were ever dying to put your mouth on Kate Moss’ perfect, supermodel tits—a queen in her own right—now’s your chance. To celebrate the iconic model’s 25 years in the fashion industry, a posh London restaurant wanted to toast the occasion by creating a champagne glass shaped from Moss’ supple breast.
The model, who is no stranger to bearing it all in world renowned fashion spreads and on catwalks, signed off on the restaurant’s glassware in the shape of her gorgeous tits (it’s the left one, just so you know). Who wouldn’t want to sip champagne from Kate Moss’ tits? It’s brilliant! The glass, like the supermodel’s breasts, is perky, perfectly shaped, and made to suckle from. We’ll drink to that!
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