Sex, we all know, is not generally dangerous (unless you’re, say, dangling from a helicopter in a sex swing). But injuries during sex have been known to happen, especially when the positions get, well, tricky. Here are some of the most dangerous sex positions (click for illustrations!):
- The Head Game
This involves a woman getting fucked upside down with her legs on the man’s shoulders. While this looks like fun, the woman could get a pretty serious neck injury going at it like that! - The Passion Propellor
This epitomizes a Cosmopolitan novelty sex position: basically, the dude spins 360 degrees with his cock still inside his lady friend. Like a propellor. That definitely sounds like it should have the disclaimer: Do Not Attempt At Home. - Standing 69
Again with the upside down balancing act—only pro’s should attempt this! - The Butter Churner
Here the woman is upside down (seems to be a theme!) with the man squatting above and fucking her. This looks hot, but it could get dangerous! - The Pair of Tongs
Here a woman holds herself up on the floor with her arms while her lower half is held by her man (it pretty much looks like a wheelbarrow race) who is basically scissoring her in mid-air. Yogic! - Swiss Ball Blitz
This is fucking on a bouncing ball. Nuff said.
Well, there you have it, sex positions that can fuck you up when you’re just trying to get fucked! We love getting adventurous, but we’re happy with less complicated sex positions too. In the mood for the good old fashioned stuff? We know we are!