Former porn-star Sasha Grey is the newest NSA spokeswoman—in Funny or Die’s hilarious phone sex parody. The video aptly compares the NSA (aka the intelligence agency who can tap into anyone’s phone or computer with impunity) with a phone sex hotline. And the sexy former porn-star Sasha Grey is the perfect phone sex spokeswoman for the job:
“Do you want to listen in on the naughtiest ingoing and outgoing conversations?” Grey asks. “Then join the NSA.” She promises, in her sultriest bedroom voice, that getting a job with the NSA means all of your hottest phone sex fantasies will come true: “It’s the quickest way to peep in on private phone calls, emails, texts, and fun Skype sessions from all around the country.” She explains that with the NSA’s “phone sex” technology, you can indulge your voyeuristic side by accessing any hot, private photo and video sent over any network—and it’s completely legal! Grey asks, “Why settle for just one phone sex hotline, when becoming a contractor for the NSA gives you unlimited access to any private contact made over AT&T and Verizon.”
Damn, that new phone sex hotline sounds really hot! Want to have some naughty, voyeuristic phone sex fun with us? We aren’t the NSA, but we are definitely “No Strings Attached.”
@NiteFlirt