Buzzfeed’s latest video explores the wonderful and sometimes baffling world of Grindr, the gay hook-up app. If you ever drove yourself crazy trying to decode some hot dude’s ambiguous profile, today’s your lucky day. This humorous (and amazingly accurate) video will answer all of your questions (watch video below).
- Sorry If I Don’t Respond
Translation: “Unless you’re really sexy, honey, then by all means, hello hello. - NPNC
Translation: “No pics, no chat. I’m only gonna talk to you if you’re hot.” - Looking
Translation: “Horny. That’s it.” - Bored
Translation: “I’m horny, too.” - Headless Torso
Translation: “I’m not even out yet, but this is a way for me to check out guys.” - NSA
Translation: “No strings attached. I enjoy being single.” - Masc for Masc
Translation: “I’m not fem. Seriously, I’m not. What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not feminine?!” - No Fatties, No Hispanics, No Blacks
Translation: “I think I’m just being up front about what I want, but I’m just being racist and shallow.” - No Drama
Translation: “No fems, it might rub off on me. I’m being subtly misogynist.”
Are you “looking” for some “NSA” fun? Bring your headless torso our way, honey!
Check out Buzzfeed’s video here.
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