This High Tech Mattress Can Tell If You Cheat

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9It appears that Spain has an infidelity problem. At least that’s what the makers of the Smattress, a new high tech mattress that can detect if you’re cheating, would have you think. Durmet developed the Smattress in response to a report that Spain has a high rate of infidelity. The Smattress “detects deception” and then reports shady activity to the owner on an app! Yes, this product is real.

Its “Lover Detection System” includes twenty-four ultrasonic sensors which measure “suspicious movement” in the bed, and a 3D mattress model to show where most of the exertion is taking place. The company’s tagline is: “If your partner isn’t faithful, at least your mattress is.” Many Youtube watchers are skeptical of the policing mattress since obviously there are many other places to cheap than in one’s own bed. We like this Youtube user’s suggestion for the next step in cheating-detection: “Add a remote controlled taser.”

Looking for a little fun on the side? There are no tasers or ultrasonic sensors in our beds!

Check out more about the Smattress here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/smarttress-mattress-cheating_us_57151160e4b0060ccda3d3e1

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