Remember those goofy glasses with the painted eyes that let you fall asleep without anyone noticing? Well, now there’s a shirt that’s the equivalent—except instead of sleeping, you can jerk off! Introducing the JerkShirt, a shirt that’s equipped with a prosthetic arm so users can furtively masturbate in public. No, this is not a joke.
“Individual’s real hands are hidden underneath the shirt allowing undercover stimulation anytime, anywhere without the fear of getting caught in the act,” the JerkShirt’s maker said in a press release to announce the launch. For $49.99, you can get a nice looking dress shirt, complete with “stain resistant splash guard” (classy), and a prosthetic arm available in four skin colors. While the product may seem to condone illicit public masturbation, its creator has a different take on the shirt with plenty up its sleeve: “With more and more people on their mobile devices than ever before, we wanted to provide them with a seemingly inconspicuous way to enjoy adult entertainment,” president Daron Lundeen said in the release. Hey, Jerk(Shirt): get a room!
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