Uncensored Image from Instagram User: @dicklatte
If you’re a latte drinker, you probably already know that the latte art obsession has officially peaked. These days, it’s no longer hip to get your coffee decorated with a carefully crafted kitty or flower design. Instead, dick lattes are the new hot thing. Because, really, who doesn’t want a dick first thing in the morning to start their day off right?
“The next time you get your cup of joe, take a second look before you put the lid on, you might find yourself face to face with a beautiful penis crafted from foam,” reports Your Tango. And in case you’re dying to see these dick java masterpieces, obviously the internet has you covered (see dick pics below). There’s one with spiky balls and a veiny shaft that ejaculates adorable fluffy hearts. Another coffee-cock resides peacefully among a soft meadow of flowers. Coffee fiend or no, it’s too bad dicks don’t actually shoot cute hearts and flowers!
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