Oh, Twitter. Just when we think the tweets can’t get any funnier, along comes the hashtag #ThingsISayAfterSex. Try not to cry—whether from laughter or truth—after reading these.
- Get tested. #ThingsISayAfterSex
Safety first! - Good game. #ThingsISayAfterSex
High five! - Nothing, because I don’t like to talk to my right hand. #ThingsISayAfterSex
It’s funny cause it’s true! - Why are you still here? #ThingsISayAfterSex
That was good and all but… - You gonna change my grade now? #ThingsISayAfterSex
Hot for teacher! - Bring your friend over next time. #ThingsISayAfterSex
Three’s company too! - I better be breathless and not able to say anything. #ThingsISayAfterSex
One would hope. - DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX. #ThingsISayAfterSex
Truth.
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