There are some experiences in life that are universal—and masturbation is one of them! Sometimes you’re bored, have to be stealthy, or are in the shower…so you might as well have an orgasm! If you have a pussy, we guarantee you will recognize some—or all—of these scenarios (check out the full list below).
- When you can be really loud
Sometimes, you have to be stealthy and put pillows and blankets on top of yourself to mute the sound of your vibrator. But then there’s those rare and sacred times when no one’s around and you can crank up the volume on your porn and really let loose! - When you wind up thinking about someone you’d rather not think about
As BuzzFeed says, “No matter what fantasy you start out with, every once in a while someone completely random pops up and hijacks your fantasy.” Whoops! - When the battery fails on your vibrator right as you’re about to cum
This is just about the. Worst. Thing. Ever! - When you have nothing better to do than rack up multiple orgasms
Sometimes, with a can-do attitude, you find out exactly how many consecutive orgasms you can have in one session! - When you’re in the shower and want to test out your shower head
Everyone’s heard that the shower head on your clit is the holy grail of orgasms, so why not give it a go while sudsing up! - When you make your clit go numb from using the highest setting on your vibrator
This is not for the faint of heart, but sometimes, you want to see if you can cum in three seconds flat! - When you need to put yourself to sleep
Everyone knows cumming before bed is the best way to ensure a good night’s sleep.
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Check out more experiences everyone with a pussy has had while masturbating: https://www.buzzfeed.com/
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