It’s probably true that there’s nothing you can think of that someone hasn’t masturbated to. Whether it’s a sexy cartoon character or an inanimate object, sometimes really weird stuff can turn you on. Here are the strangest things Redditors jerked off to.
- A clean apartment
“I laid in bed looking at it and got off on how organized and clean my space was.” A clean home is a happy home—especially when you orgasm in it! - A biology book
“I humped a drawing of a vagina.” Next best thing? - Watching my boyfriend sleep
“Is that creepy?” Maybe it’s kinky! - Mommy kink
Not on NiteFlirt you don’t! - Malcolm in the Middle
“Don’t ask why. I don’t know.” Sitcoms—the new porn? - Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
“Watching someone eat a seven-stack burger was honestly one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever watched. Also one of the best orgasms I’ve ever given myself.” Food porn, literally. - Male Disney Characters
“You know those oddly sexy drawings of male Disney characters? Yeah…those.” Let’s face it, cartoons are sexy! - A tea set
“I had a weird experience a few years back that whenever I was close I would visualize a tea set.” It does get all wet!
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