When it comes to sex, feisty Twitter users want to make us scream—with laughter, that is. That’s right, the dirty joksters of Twitter are at it again, and this time they’re really bringing the raunchiness. Here are 9 sex jokes that are sure to blow your mind:
- “[during sex]
her: call me names
me: george.”
Well, at least you didn’t call her by the wrong name… - “Day 126 with no sex. I’ve lost hearing in my right eye.”
Not having sex is dangerous, people! - “The strap on the back of crocs is so they stay on during sex.”
Adventurous! - “[After sex] Sorry I was clapping so much.”
Bravo, you sex machine, you! - “Sex is a lot like Mario Kart, you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.”
Naughty, naughty Mario! - “Shower sex is overrated fuck me in the microwave.”
Hot! - “[during sex]
her: i want you to hurt me
me: your sister’s more successful than you
her: wait
me: not a big fan of the new haircut
her: stop.”
Kinky! - “casual sex means you get to wear jeans during it.”
Ummm…. - “[gets exhausted after having sex for five minutes] ‘Go on without me.'”
Not much of a go-get-er, eh?
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