“The Feast of the Sacred Heart reminds us that God loved us first: He is always waiting for us, welcoming us into His Heart And Asshole.” That’s a tweet from “Pontifux,” the new horny Twitter account that’s sure to bring you to your knees with laughter. It hilariously merges the Pope’s official Twitter account with tweets from various lewd accounts, which include everything from masturbating to watching anime porn.
Pontifux has not surprisingly taken off on Twitter, combining tweets from His Holiness with such notorious accounts as Rule34.txt and masturbate.log. “Let us try to be innocent but have an increasing desire to be a public cum tank,” said one kinky tweet. Another says, “Jesus came down to earth so that we could smell her butthole.” Amen to that!
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Check out more hilarious tweets from Pontifux: https://twitter.com/pontidottxt/status/1049073541205778437/photo/1
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