Jeff Bezos is much better at running a billion dollar empire than he is at sexting. According to the National Enquirer, Bezos sexted this to news anchor Lauren Sanchez: “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.” The horny, strange sexts sparked some very creative memes from the internet.
As one Twitter user said, “Jeff Bezos sexts like he’s an AI in a human suit.” Another tweet asked, “which version is worse though: ‘I love you, ALIVE GIRL’; ‘I love you ALIVE, girl’; ‘I love you, a LIVE GIRL.’?” But perhaps the most, ahem, on-the-nose tweet: “just got a sext from jeff bezos reading: “i’ll be over soon with my eyes, nose, mouth, head, body, legs, neck, ears, fingers and of course blood. Xx’ fuckin hot SHIT!!!”
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Check out more about Jeff Bezo’s strange sexts: https://mashable.com/article/
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