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National Enquirer Tried To Extort Jeff Bezos Over Dick Pics

A shocking headline that read “Bezos Reveals Pecker” was splashed across newsstands recently—but not for the reasons you think. Jeff Bezos has published a letter sent to him by a National Enquirer editor, David Pecker, threatening to publish his dick … Continue reading

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Jeff Bezos’ Sext Is Now A Meme

Jeff Bezos is much better at running a billion dollar empire than he is at sexting. According to the National Enquirer, Bezos sexted this to news anchor Lauren Sanchez: “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my … Continue reading

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Nearly Half Of Millennials Would Rather Give Up Sex Than Amazon

Which would you rather give up for a year, your Amazon account or sex? If you’re a millennial, you might choose the latter. According to a new survey from Business Insider, nearly half (44 percent) would give up sex to … Continue reading

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You Can Soon Have ‘Sex’ With Amazon’s Alexa

Everyone’s favorite virtual assistant will soon be able to assist in your sex life! Alexa, Amazon’s voice controlled AI, has made its way into the Lovense series of smart sex toys. Lovense toys can already be controlled remotely using an … Continue reading

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Amazon Tries To Get To The Bottom Of Its Sex Toy Mystery

Amazon is scratching its head over a strange sex toy mystery. Unsolicited packages containing sex toys are being sent to its users, but no one knows why. Amazon says its investigating the X-rated mystery boxes that have been turning up … Continue reading

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Amazon’s Alexa Will ‘Set The Mood’ When You’re ‘Feeling Sexy’

Everybody knows background music is the best thing for surreptitiously getting it on. And thanks to SKYN condoms, there’s now a seamless way to keep the rhythm going when you’re busy getting down. Amazon’s Alexa is serving up some sexy … Continue reading

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