Widow Sues For ‘Loss Of Sex’ After Husband Dies

jean_koulevThe widow of a man who died after suffering brain damage during hospital treatment is suing the government for $1.2 million over a loss of sex. She says in addition to the distress her husband’s death has caused her, a loss of “consortium,” or sex, has caused her additional suffering. The woman alleges that she now experiences “nervous shock” as a result of not being able to fuck her dead husband.

“If we’re talking about conjugal rights he’d be worth about $3 million, he’s an Italian stallion, mate,” she said. The woman explains her dearly departed was an extremely well-endowed sex god. If losing him weren’t bad enough, she now has the extra burden of being without his dick.

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Check out more about a woman suing over a loss of sex with her dead husband: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6720721/Widow-suing-government-1-2million-loss-sex-husbands-death.html

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