Company Launches Pussy-Flavored Chips So Millennials Can Get Laid More

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A chip company has an exciting new flavor for sex-starved 30-somethings: pussy. “After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and maybe even lose your oral virginity,” said reps for Chazz, the Lithuania-based creators of the XXX chips. Dubbed “pussy-flavored potato chips,” the kinky creations are meant to inspire millennials to get laid.

“According to several past years research data around the world, millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age,” Chazz claimed, adding “It is unbelievable that someone is choosing social media instead of live communication, dating and real sex.” The NSFW chips are apparently not just for sex-deprived millennials. The site says they are also “a great GIFT for the one you love, cause to initiate a romantic evening, or just simple delight for your taste buds and fun chat about sex.”

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Check out more about new pussy-flavored chips: https://nypost.com/2022/09/21/company-launches-vagina-chips-for-sex-starved-millennials/

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