Author Archives: NiteFlirt

Models Strut the Runway With Cartoon Cocks

Attendees of New York City Fashion Week got quite a surprise at Namilia’s cheeky runway show filled with cocks and pussies! The show was titled “My Pussy, My Choice,” and drew its inspiration from contemporary female pop stars who seek … Continue reading

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Ethicists Campaign Against Sex Robots

Apparently, there’s such a thing as “robot ethicists.” And, even stranger, they have launched something called the Campaign Against Sex Robots, which is an attempt to ban the development of robotic sex toys. Considering the next wave of pleasure bots … Continue reading

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How To Have Sex With a Much Taller Person

If you’ve ever had sex with someone who’s much taller than you, you’ve probably experienced the frustrations of trying to get it on with your head stuck in an armpit or squished against a nipple. But there are plenty of … Continue reading

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Amber Rose Struts Her Sexy Stuff in ‘The Walk of No Shame’

Amber Rose is doing what Amber Rose does best in the new Funny or Die video, “The Walk of No Shame.” In this amazing public service announcement, she confidently struts her stuff the morning after a one night stand wearing … Continue reading

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Meet the Man Who Took 35 Viagra Pills and Got a 5-Day Erection

Have you ever eaten a super hot chili pepper or jumped into a freezing body of water for laughs? Well, one man thought it would be hilarious to take 35 viagra pills just to see what happened—and ended up with … Continue reading

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‘The Golden Girls’ Like You’ve Never Seen Them Before in XXX Parody

To celebrate The Golden Girls 30th anniversary, Hustler decided to give the feisty ladies the ultimate tribute with its porn parody, This Ain’t The Golden Girls XXX. The Golden Girls was a cutting edge show in the way that it … Continue reading

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Hilarious Messages Real Women Have Gotten on Dating Sites

Most women who have tried dating sites have had at least one hilariously weird encounter. Whether it’s an unsolicited dick pic, a strange pick up line, or a straight up random invitation to bone, women understand that when they look … Continue reading

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The Fetish of Laying Alien Eggs Inside Your Body

The newest thing in weird sex fetishes: a dildo that is used to implant “alien eggs” inside yourself. The unusual sex toy is called a Ovipositor, which is basically an intimidating looking dildo that “lays goopy eggs molded from gelatin … Continue reading

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How to Keep Your Wet and Messy Fetish Safe

If you have a food or sploshing fetish, it’s important to keep it safe when getting all wet and messy with food and other sloppy materials. When rubbing, throwing, and rolling around in different types of messy things, you need … Continue reading

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The Pleasures of Dry Humping

Ah, yes. Dry humping. Perhaps you haven’t thought about this little bit of foreplay since you were a teenager furiously making out on your parent’s sofa. But adding some hot, dry humping into the mix before getting into the wet, … Continue reading

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