Author Archives: NiteFlirt

‘Sex Factor’ Looks For America’s Next Top Porn Star

It was only a matter of time before shows like “American Idol” lent its formulaic premise to porn. Hence, “Sex Factor,” the XXX version of “The Voice,” that wants to find America’s next top porn star. The eight-woman, eight-man competition, … Continue reading

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Conservative Congressional Candidate Shares Screenshot, Forgets to Close Porn Windows

Mike Webb is a conservative candidate for the United States congress who wants to bring “responsiveness and accountability” to Washington, D.C. His campaign is a testament to his goals, as he personally handles all his own social media. His campaign … Continue reading

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7 Things to Know For International Masturbation Month

It’s International Masturbation Month! Now you can have a whole month dedicated to, er, taking care of yourself. To celebrate the occasion, here are 7 things to know about self-love. About one in seven women have never masturbated “When asked … Continue reading

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Worldwide Ideal Penis Size Survey Reveals Whether Bigger Is Better

A recent survey that asked participants around the world what their ideal penis size is attempts to answer the age-old question, “Is bigger really better?” The survey, conducted by the British online medical website Dr. Ed, asked men and women … Continue reading

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The Goopiest Sex Advice From Goop’s First Sex Issue

What exactly is Goop sex? None other than Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle advice column for rich health-freaks—but for sex. And as you can probably guess, the sex advice is about as ridiculous and impractical as you’d expect. Here are some of … Continue reading

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You Can Masturbate Anywhere With the ‘JerkShirt’

Remember those goofy glasses with the painted eyes that let you fall asleep without anyone noticing? Well, now there’s a shirt that’s the equivalent—except instead of sleeping, you can jerk off! Introducing the JerkShirt, a shirt that’s equipped with a … Continue reading

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This Guy Wants the World to Know How to Unlock Your Phone With Your Dick

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done while you were bored? Well, is it weirder than one Reddit user wanting to see if he could unlock his phone with his dick? As if his dick wasn’t versatile enough, he found … Continue reading

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn Parody—Cowabunga!

It was only a matter of time before the good folks at Woodrocket.com realized that there is a sizable demographic who would love to see some hot Ninja Turtle XXX action! You can now watch all your favorite characters from … Continue reading

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12 Sex Positions Everyone in a Long Term Relationship Should Try

Whether or not you’re looking to spice up your sex life, Buzzfeed has you covered with their newest illustrated article, “12 Sex Positions Everyone in a Long Term Relationship Should Try.” If you’re in a long term relationship, you’ll probably … Continue reading

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Man Gives Sex Worker a Small Primate as a Tip

An Oregon man was just arrested for giving a prostitute a primate named “Gooey” as a tip in exchange for some hot jungle love. It seems the man stole Gooey from the pet store he owns. Gooey is a small … Continue reading

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