Captain America Definitely Fucks, Says Writers

Like the rest of us, superheroes totally get it on. In a new interview, two writers of “Captain America: The First Avenger” have answered a burning fan question: Did Captain America ever lose his virginity? “Why do people think he’s a virgin?” asked film writer Stephen McFeely, questioning the running Marvel joke that, as a result of the character being frozen in ice for over 60 years, he never had sex.

“I think he loses his virginity!” McFeely declared. “If you look like that, and you’re going to city to city, and you’re signing autographs for the likes of the ladies that he’s signing the autographs for, I’ve got to imagine that [he lost his virginity],” McFeely said. “Steve Rogers isn’t a prude,” another writer agreed. “He may be occasionally presented that way but he’s not a choirboy.”

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Check out more about Captain America having sex: https://nypost.com/2021/07/23/captain-america-writers-studly-superhero-is-no-virgin/

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