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Porn Star Gets Police HQ Tour

A high-ranking NYPD officer gave a German porn star an intimate tour of department headquarters—behind the back of the police commissioner. “He brought her there on a day he knew the commissioner wouldn’t be there,” said an insider. The officer even posed … Continue reading

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‘SNL’ Made A Hilarious Joke About Elizabeth Warren’s BDSM Sex Scandal

Kate McKinnon brought back her spot-on Elizabeth Warren impersonation on SNL—and of course joked about the presidential hopeful’s recent sex “scandal.” Jacob Wohl and his lobbyist sidekick Jack Burkman claimed that Warren was a polyamorous BDSM aficionado. The skit started … Continue reading

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Jacob Wohl Strikes Again With Kamala Harris Sex Scandal

Far-right conspiracy theorist Jacob Wohl is back at his democratic smear campaign, this time targeting 2020 presidential hopeful Kamala Harris. He claims he has allegations of involvement in “a series of sexcapades” with Shawn Newaldass, a 26-year-old personal trainer. At … Continue reading

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Documentary Explores Kinksters Who Marry Their Sex Dolls

A new documentary on Starz called “Silicone Soul” focuses on the people who literally love their sex dolls. The documentary delves into the subculture of proto-robot relationships, which are typically made up of heterosexual men who fall for fake women. … Continue reading

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Best Movie Sex Scene Of The Year Features Mermaid Sex

The new movie The Lighthouse, which stars Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe, delivers on weird, kinky sex scenes. According to the film’s director, “On day one we shot Rob masturbating in the shed—it’s the very first thing we shot—and Rob really, … Continue reading

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10 Hilarious Tweets About Sex After Kids

If you’re a parent, you know the often hilarious truth about sex after kids. As one tweet accurately puts it, “Your sex life as a parent basically becomes ‘Fifty Shades of Pray Those Kids Stay Asleep.’” Here are the funniest … Continue reading

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Elizabeth Warren Tweets About ‘Cougars’ To Make Fun Of Sex Scandal

Elizabeth Warren joked about claims by two right wing conspiracy theorists that she paid for the services of a 25-year-old male escort by tweeting about her college football team – the Houston Cougars. Warren’s accuser Kelvin Whelly, a bodybuilding former US … Continue reading

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Research Reveals How ‘Sexercise’ Burns Calories Depending On The Position

Research conducted by 24/7 Fitness reveals how sex—and different sex positions—burns calories and ups your fitness level. When it come to “sexercise,” the standing position burns the most calories, with an expressive 343 calories between both partners. Spooning got last … Continue reading

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Elizabeth Warren Sex Scandal Claim Debunked With Instagram Photo

Far-right conspiracy theorist Jacob Wohl held a press conference in which Wohl claimed bombshell information about a sex scandal involving Elizabeth Warren would be released. Wohl made the claim that Warren’s alleged accuser, a 24-year-old former Marine named Kelvin Whelly, had a scar on … Continue reading

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Women Can Now Buy A Sponge To Clean Up Cum After Sex

A new sponge designed for cum is promising to “simplify after sex clean up.” The “come&gone” sponge allows women to “quickly mop up all the excess fluids” from the comfort of their beds. Shaped a little bit like a tampon, … Continue reading

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