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Enormous Penis Pops Up In NYC

There’s a new member of the New York City street-art scene: a gigantic life-like dick! The painting went up on the side of a Lower East Side building, four-stories erect. Swedish street artist Carolina Falkholt took credit on Instagram for … Continue reading

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Bandits Reportedly Execute Largest Sex Toy Heist In History

Germany is shocked to learn of a sex toy heist believed to be the largest ever in history. According to the NY Post, bandits “gave a vibrator company the shaft” recently when they snatched nearly $57,000 in erotic goods from … Continue reading

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Larry Flynt Offers $10 Million For Incriminating Sex Videos Of Trump

Porn kingpin Larry Flynt is upping the ante on his original offer to get dirt on Trump. During last year’s presidential campaign, Flynt dangled $1 million to anyone who could turn over video or audio capturing Trump behaving in an … Continue reading

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Principal Who Has Sex Dungeon In Office Gets Busted

A very naughty British principal got busted for ripping off tens of thousands of dollars from his school to keep a secret sex lair inside his office. At his sentencing, the court learned of an impressive array of sex toys … Continue reading

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A Dozen Dildos Washed Up On The Beach In Italy

It was an awkward situation for Italian beach goers in Naples when several dildos washed up on the shore. To make matters worse, they closed the beach to clean up the scattered sex toys. “When we saw them we started … Continue reading

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FEMA Accidentally Tweets Sex Hotline Number To Hurricane Victims

It seems in addition to necessities such as food and water, FEMA is also giving hurricane victims another important provision: sex. Instead of advice about their damaged roof, several Hurricane Irma survivors in Florida received phone sex when they called … Continue reading

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Tess Holliday: ‘Fat People Have Sex…And It’s Really Fucking Good.’

Luscious, body-positive model Tess Holliday wants the world to know just one thing: fat people fuck. She recently posted a polaroid photo on Instagram of herself in nothing but sheer underwear (check it out below). In the caption, Holliday has … Continue reading

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Hugh Hefner (1926-2017)

Hugh Hefner died on Wednesday, September 27, aged 91. We here at the NiteFlirt blog usually keep things light, with fun stories and joke lists and whatnot, but Hef was a pioneer for free speech and sexual expression in the … Continue reading

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Porn Site Seriously Wants To Bring Back ‘Sense8’

The sex-positive, queer-centered Netflix show Sense8 is now officially kaput—unless xHamster gets its way. The sci-fi thriller could get a second life on one of the internet’s most popular porn sites. Recently, xHamster penned an open letter praising Sense8‘s “polyamorous … Continue reading

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Man Wanted To Make a Baby During the Eclipse

One man had very specific plans for how he’d like to experience the total solar eclipse in Oregon: make a baby. He posted an ad on Craigslist to find a game partner willing to go on a “cosmic orgasmic” adventure … Continue reading

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