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Man Makes Medical History For Sex Mishap

This guy really missed the target—literally. A frisky UK man reportedly made medical—and sexual—history after accidentally injuring himself during a disastrous hook up. “We present the first documented case of a vertical penile fracture … sustained by a 40-year-old man during … Continue reading

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Hunter Biden Says Another Laptop With ‘Crazy’ Sex Acts Was Stolen From Him

A video clip shows Hunter Biden naked while recounting how his laptop with recordings of him engaged in “crazy” sex acts was stolen—possibly for blackmail purposes. The conversation took place while Biden and an unidentified woman lounged around in the … Continue reading

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Turkish Influencer Prosecuted For Posting ‘Sex Toy’ Pics On Instagram

A Turkish social media influencer has said she is being prosecuted in her country for posting pictures of sex toys from Amsterdam’s Sex Museum to her Instagram page. The prominent Instagram influencer with almost 600,000 followers says she has been … Continue reading

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OnlyFans Taps Ex-Porn Star Mia Khalifa To Promote ‘Safe For Work App’

OnlyFans is launching an exclusively “safe for work” app on Apple and Google devices—and tapped an ex-porn star to help promote it. Former adult actress Mia Khalifa has a series of free interview videos on OnlyFans’ new app, called “OFTV,” … Continue reading

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OnlyFans Bans Porn

OnlyFans made a shocking recent announcement: it will ban sexually explicit content from its platform. The company said nude photos and videos will still reportedly be allowed if they meet the company’s new guidelines—but “sexually explicit content” will not be allowed under … Continue reading

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Irish Cop Who Filmed Porn In Uniform Wins Fight To Keep Job

An Irish cop has been a very naughty boy. He got in hot water after filming himself having sex on the hood of his police car with an amateur porn star. The Police Commissioner has been pushing to have the … Continue reading

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Japan Will Send A Sex Toy Into Space

It seems Jeff Bezos isn’t the only dick to go to space. A sex toy will thrust its way into space this summer as a Japanese adult firm sets out to find out how the device performs during spaceflight and … Continue reading

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Bollywood Star Arrested For Illegal Porn Possession In India

Police have seized 48 terabytes of mostly adult images and videos in a raid on Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty’s home as part of a probe into her husband’s alleged connections to illegal porn films. The star’s husband, Raj Kundra, was … Continue reading

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OnlyFans Star Promises Free Boob Jobs If She Wins Election

You’ve heard “sex sells,” but how about ‘boobs for ballots?’ OnlyFans model Rocio Pino has a creative way to get votes for her dream job in Mexican parliament: free boob jobs. “[My] election promise is to guarantee free breast augmentation … Continue reading

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Olympics Makes Athletes Sleep On Cardboard Beds To Discourage Hook Ups

Olympic athletes are going to have to get creative in bed. The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds—allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators. To discourage sex amid COVID-19, Olympic officials—who … Continue reading

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