Category Archives: Oh No

Finnish Cross-Country Skier Suffers Frozen Penis In Winter Olympics

Cross-country skiing literally works every muscle in the body, as one Finnish Olympic athlete can attest. Finland’s Remi Lindholm needed a heat pack at the end of the 30km race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part. Lindholm spent just under … Continue reading

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Popular ITV Star Couple ‘Draft In Lawyers After X-Rated Sex Tape Is Leaked’

A famous couple have reportedly called in lawyers after their sex tape was leaked online. The ITV stars, who have not been named, have had X-rated pictures and videos shared via direct messages through a social media account. The hardcore images were … Continue reading

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‘Jackass’ Star Steve-O Launches XXX Site

Steve-O, who is known for appearing in the popular homegrown stunt series “Jackass,” has started a new website called “Steve-O Raw”—with the homepage proudly displaying him lying totally naked and spread-eagled in a giant coconut. The entry page also shows … Continue reading

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Woman Accidentally Livestreams Sex On Facebook

It seems going live on Facebook can have some unfortunate consequences, as one Mississippi woman can attest. The woman, known on TikTok as @rroberson16, made a candid confession in a video, revealing that dozens of her Facebook friends tuned in to view an … Continue reading

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Horny Tourists Are Destroying Spanish Sand Dunes

Sex-crazed tourists need to keep their horny asses off of Spain’s beaches, scientists say. International researchers are urging tourists on the Canary Islands to abstain from sex-on-the-beach, as they are destroying fragile sand dune habitats. “These practices produce some environmental … Continue reading

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Russian TikToker Jailed For Simulating Sex Act In Moscow’s Red Square

You don’t want to fuck around in Russia’s Red Square—literally. A TikToker and his girlfriend have been jailed for 10 months for simulating oral sex in front of a cathedral in Moscow’s Red Square. The TikToker took a pic of his girlfriend … Continue reading

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Local Washington State Station Accidentally Airs Porn During Weather Report

In today’s forecast, it’s raining T&A! A local news station in Washington State accidentally aired about 13 seconds of porn during a weather report. Meteorologist Michelle Boss reported that the state was expecting “some bonus days of nice weather after a … Continue reading

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Viral Doctor Explains ‘World’s Most Dangerous Sex Position’ on TikTok

A doctor is going viral after explaining the world’s most dangerous sex position on TikTok. UK-based surgeon Dr. Karan Raj—who has 4.3 million followers on TikTok—says that “reverse cowgirl” is responsible for 50% of penis fractures. This is because a man’s … Continue reading

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Woman Sues GEICO After Getting HPV From Having Sex In Car They Insured

15 minutes is all it takes to get…HPV? A woman is suing GEICO for $1 million after she had sex with a man and contracted an STD in his car insured by the provider. The insurance company has since filed … Continue reading

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Car Flipped While Couple Was Having Sex Inside It

Talk about car-nal desire. A copulating couple’s car flipped over as they were having sex. The amorous pair had to be rescued from the vehicle after the X-rated mishap.  The fumbling fornicators had been “strengthening their relationship” one evening after … Continue reading

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