Tag Archives: tourists

Space Tourists Will Be Banned From Having Sex In Space

If you want to join the 100-Mile High Club, your kinky plans may be thwarted. Space tourists may have to sign legal documents prohibiting sex during their flight. NASA has long avoided the question of sex between astronauts, having previously … Continue reading

Posted in Artsy, Culture | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Horny Tourists Are Destroying Spanish Sand Dunes

Sex-crazed tourists need to keep their horny asses off of Spain’s beaches, scientists say. International researchers are urging tourists on the Canary Islands to abstain from sex-on-the-beach, as they are destroying fragile sand dune habitats. “These practices produce some environmental … Continue reading

Posted in Culture, Oh No | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment