A chronic port-a-potty masturbator in Portland, Oregon learned the shitty way the importance of closing the door when jerking off in public. Officials say the 48-year-old homeless man would chronically pleasure himself each day in the same portable toilet, in full view of his fellow homeless people. But today, the homeless heroes “decided to form a vigilante justice league and tip the toilet over, leaving the semi-public masturbator covered in shit and pee,” reports Willamette Week.
“(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn’t,” a homeless woman told a local Portland news station. The masturbator needed to be rescued by police when the port-a-potty fell door-side down. “Physically, he’s fine but he had a crappy day,” said police spokesperson Willie Halliburton. He wasn’t arrested, since being trapped in a turned over port-a-potty is sufficient enough punishment. And we can probably assume the man will close the door next time!
Looking for some private time to unwind? Just make sure you close the door and leave the rest to us!
Check out more about citizens pushing over a port-a-potty with a chronic masturbator inside here:https://www.wweek.com/portland/
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