Famous Nudes of Art History—With Vibrators

magicwandarthistoryA hilarious Tumblr has added an amazing and surprisingly appropriate addition to some famous paintings of nude women: vibrators. That’s right, art history’s most iconic ladies have been given a fun little something something if the urge to rub one out should arise. Here are some of art history’s most beautiful masturbators with a brand new battery-operated companion (check out the images below):

  1. Danae with Magic Wand by Gustav Klimt
    Here, the gorgeous red-haired goddess of one of Klimt’s masterpieces is nude and masturbating with a Hitachi Magic Wand as a gold river flows out from between her legs like ethereal cum.
  2. American Hitachi by Grant Wood
    This one’s of “American Gothic,” but with a Hitachi Magic Wand instead of a pitchfork! The rural couple already looks happier!
  3. Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
    In this painting a beautiful angel helps a stunning nude get off with a vibrator as fat little cherubs control the settings below. Touched by an angel indeed!
  4. Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
    Here, Venus relaxes naked in bed making sexy bedroom eyes at the viewer while playfully clutching her Hitachi Magic Wand. Venus, you feisty goddess, you!
  5. The Creation of the Magic Wand by Michelangelo
    Yup, you guessed it. Adam reaches out to touch God’s finger—with a Hitachi Magic Wand in his hand!

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The images of art history’s most famous nudes with vibrators can be found here.

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