Huge Post-Coronavirus Orgy Planned To End “Longest Dry Spell In History”

A couple gave their neighbors something to look forward to with a flyer advertising an Avengers-themed “Post Pandemic Pan-Philadelphia Orgy.” While the event started as a joke, the pair have received so many inquiries that they now intend to actually host it. “Humanity is currently in the middle of the largest dry spell in all of history, that’s what inspired the flyers,” the couple says.

“It may seem strange to advertise an orgy in such a public way, but yes, we wanted to bring a smile to our neighbors’ faces,” they add. As for the Avengers theme, “We just like spandex, bodysuits and tights. It seemed like a sexy, easy theme, and since this is new for us, it felt good to have some direction.” But, really, what the orgy comes down to is this: “We just want something to look forward to.”

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Check out more about a huge post-coronavirus orgy: https://nypost.com/2020/05/28/post-coronavirus-orgy-planned-after-historical-dry-spell/

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