There are two things Americans love: cheesy ’90s sitcoms about happy, quirky families and porn. So what better way to give the people what they want than with a Full House porn parody? Pornhub’s sex-com is timed to be released with Fuller House, Netflix’s reboot of the popular show. Thankfully, there is nothing family-friendly about the XXX version, Full Holes.
It is, however, full of ’90s nostalgia, as the legendary porn parody director Lee Roy Myers really was a fan of the show: when BJ (aka D.J.) is caught living up to her name, she says that she’s “looser than a pair of Hammer pants!” Full Holes is Pornhub’s first original movie, and since the company refers to itself as the “Netflix of porn,” it makes sense that it would riff on a Netflix original show. “Netflix created the template for successful, original content creation and we’re providing the adult alternative,” says Pornhub Vice President Corey Price. Whether the parody ruins your childhood memories or fulfills all your naughtiest fantasies, you have to appreciate such gems as Kimmy Gobbler’s winning line, “Thanks for the dick, you greasy monkey.” As Uncle Jizzy, er, Jessie, would say: “Have pussy!”
In the mood to fulfill all your wildest fantasies? Let us just say, “You got it, dude!”
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