Leave it to the UK to create scrumptious chocolate assholes, a line of chocolate from “edible anus” a chocolatier company in Great Britain. I bet some of you freaks suddenly have a sweet tooth! Each box of chocolate includes 3 delectable options of milk chocolate, white chocolate, and dark chocolate! 
The UK based company claims that each chocolate balloon knot is “crafted from the delectable posterior of our stunning butt model.” Can you imagine what that model’s portfolio must look like; someone from edible anus must have a real eye (brown eye) for ass models.
The company goes on to state, “We believe the anus range can dissolve the cultural boundaries of race, gender, class and sexual orientation. Join the uprising, spread the joy and let’s teach the world to love the anus.” Well that makes sense, creating peace and uniting people one chocolate starfish at a time! Fortunately for us across the pond the chocolatier will ship to the United States and the chocolates go for about $6.24 a box. Will you be ordering any tuchus treats?
@NiteFlirt