I would think that if you were orchestrating an orgy you’d keep it on the DL, as much as possible. Scott Pollock, a Bloomington, Minnesota resident wanted to shout it from the rooftops when he decided to put his savvy advertising skills to good use and make business cards for an orgy he was hosting. HELLO Pollock! Soliciting sex is a big no no! 
A Manager of a Quality Inn stumbled upon one of Pollock’s business cards in the parking lot that read: ”Scott, Gang Bang Organizer” of “Scotty GB Parties.” Naturally the manager was curious and decided to investigate, and let’s just say the plot thickens:
“The manager plugged in the group email listed on the card, and saw that his motel’s address, with a room number, was listed for that night, along with information about the woman involved — “Wendy” — and a suggested $20 donation for participants. The manager called the police to kick the gang-bangers out. When they got there, just before 4 a.m., the officers walked into a full-on gang-bang.”
Pollock, the host with the most, politely asked the cops for $20 at the door. The cops paid their dues, walked in and saw a bunch of people including Wendy getting their orgy on! Scott and Wendy were both arrested. Scott’s insisted the fornicating festival was for Wendy’s 45th birthday! The police should have had some mercy on Scotty-Too-Hotty. The gang-bang was all in the name of Wendy’s birthday, COME ON! For the complete 411 click here.
@NiteFlirt